Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Zen Spa

I was walking along De Kalsada going to Divisoria when I passed by Zen Spa (A. Velez corner San Agustin Streets).  Again I remembered someone mentioned about Zen Spa, so With my stiff neck bothering me, I decided to check out the place.

Their Swedish massage was 250 Pesos for 1 hour.  The spa is quite small.  I think they only have 6 small cubicles.  The curtain partitions were a bit thin and did not cover well the cubicle.  Luckily I was the only customer at that time.  Kay kung daghan tao, murag makita gyud ko sa sulod kay dili mu sira ug maayo ilang curtina.

I did not have the intention to get ES.  So I wore the shorts provided by the spa and did not bother asking the name of the male therapist.

The massage started well, the therapist kept on asking me if the pressure was right.  Everything was going well until he started pressing my foot on his crotch.  Here we go.

I did not react or anything.  Then after finishing my legs he went around my head.  He was pushing his crotch on my head while trying to massage my back and behind.   Oh my.  Paningkamot gyud diha dong.

Then when I turned over, he massaged again my legs, pushing my foot on his crotch.  And then finally he massaged my hand and arms.  This time he sat beside me and placed my hand right on his crotch.  Dam!  I felt a boner, which also gave me a boner as well.

I had to control myself.  Again, the curtains did not cover well the cubicle.  Makita gyud sa gawas and most of all I did not have plans for ES.

So the massage ended with me having to walk outside with a bulge in my pants hahahaha

In conclusion, 250 Pesos for a spa with small cubicles and curtains that does not close well is a bit expensive for me. If you are the only customer, it might work well for you if you want ES but if there are other people, maglisod gyud.  The bed foam was a bit thin and uncomfortable.  If you are a big guy, I don't know if it is enough to cushion your entire body.

Would I go back there for another massage?  Maybe if there are no other options kay puno ang ubang spa.

13 comments:

  1. Gwapo? Kay mu dare ko haha I'm sure they don't have many customers, I always pass by there :))

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  2. Para nako dili sya gwapo. Average looking guy, nothing really stands out. I dunno with you or others. As they say, beauty is subjective. Kung unsay gwapo sa usa, pangit sa lain or vice versa. But if I say pangit, do not anymore ask further hahahaha

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  3. admin, when ka mag post ug review sa touch of heaven ba na abay sa barkadahan grill sa dvsoria?

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    1. Actually I just saw it a few weeks ago when I looked up. It was located on the 4th floor? Grabe ka layo. I am also seeing some spa's in street corners that I did not notice before. I will be visiting some of them soon.

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    2. I was able to visit that spa last September and their masseur is kinda mature and regular was ordinary. No ES (in my experience). They offer lymphatic massage but im not quite sure if that's what they call it. So better see other spas cause it not that extraordinary.

      Admin, I would prefer if you visit again Johhny of Red Fern or whatever its new name. I havent tried him but I want to because of your feedback of him. Thanks.

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    3. I am planning to visit new spas for review so Johnny is not in my immediate plans. But so far I have recommended him to a friend (a few weeks ago) and he had no complaints. He enjoyed the massage and ES.

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    4. To Anonymous, ang touch of heaven duha lang ilang masahista, katong matured ug katong guy nga receptionist sa metta sa una, kalimot ko sa name. pero dli ga ES tong matured pro katong isa nga nag work sa metta sa una, dli sya mag offer sa imo ug ES, pero sugot sya e HJ ka.

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  4. diba si johnny katong mejo singkit? i guess i have tried him.but he never offered me es..abi siguuru nyag straight ko hehe

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    1. Yes, chinito looking guy. Among the therapists in CDO, I consider him goodlooking. I guess he does not assume that all guys want ES which is actually good. It shows that he treats his clients with respect. Naa baya pud straight nga gusto ug lalake kay tungod ang babae ng therapist dili kibalo mag hard massage. Naghubo ka unta para klaro ang ibidensya nga gusto kag ES hahahaha

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  5. ADMIN..you cant believe wat happened...i know johnny (not biographically) just in person because we go to the same gym together..wtf......its very awkwward when i go to red fern to have a massage and we see each other,,too awkward !! hahaha buts its ok he doesnt know my name :D

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    1. Bitaw, sometimes it is awkward to meet your therapist in the mall or public area hehehehe

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  6. Asa nga red fern? Katong sa amarela na karun sa may velez chaves st.?

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    1. Red Fern is now Amarela. They changed their name but same management and staff.

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