Friday, August 21, 2015

Elysium Spa

Elysium Spa is located on the 3rd floor of RA Uy Building.  You access the spa through a staircase (facing Magsaysay Park).

The spa interior was ordinary, nothing mind blowing.  I asked for a male therapist as usual.  The massage started off like any ordinary massage until he got around my thigh/groin area.  I got hard and I am quite sure he noticed it (I was practically naked).  So right on cue, he started exploring more areas of my groin.

As he did that, my hands wandered around his uniform and noticed his cock was hard.  Hmmmm very unusual for a straight therapist to have a boner.  So I just played with his boner while he played mine.

We were practically jerking off each other until I came.  He squeezed my cock gently, like he was trying to get out every last bit of cum in me.  Then without notice he suddenly bent over and licked my dick head....Boooom!  That was unexpected.

What was also unexpected, he did not demand for any amount or mentioned ES.  So after the massage I gave him 500 Pesos.

And now you will all hate me for this...I did not ask for his name!  It was already midnight, so tired and sleepy.  I wanted to go home and sleep after that massage.  I was already in the taxi when I remembered that I forgot to ask for the masseurs name...alangan mo balik pa ko?  Uwaw naman hehehehe  Enjoy your weekend :)

Saturday, August 15, 2015

My issues with spa's in CDO

My experience with Mahumpay made me think about the state of the spa industry in CDO.

If you visit older spas in CDO like Sentara, Touch N Heal, La Cabana and even Nuat Thai, they all look nice and relaxing.

Right now, most spas in CDO looks like ordinary commercial spaces or worst cheap boarding houses with rooms partitioned with cheap curtains, decorated with tacky furniture and smelly beds.  Basta basta nalang mag himo ug spa para maka kwarta.  Can't they hire an architect or interior designer to decorate the space?

Spa's used to ask their clients (after the massage) if they were satisfied by their service.  Now, no one cares if you had a good or bad experience.  I think this is one reason why there are a lot of abusive therapists in CDO.  No one reprimands them or tells them what they are doing is wrong.

And speaking of abusive therapist.  Some of these therapists are just jumping from one spa to the next.  I am amazed with the spa management.  They still hire these abusive therapist despite being fired from their previous job.  Kulang ba gyud ang mga male therapist sa CDO?

What do you think are other issues plaguing the spa industry in CDO?  Post your comments here.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Posting comments

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Sunday, August 2, 2015

Mahumpay Spa : The worst spa experience!

The worst spa experience so far in CDO!  The spa looked like an old boarding house with tacky furniture's and stuff.  The cubicle curtain partitions were a bit thin that you can practically see what was going on on the other side.  I also saw a framed photo of Kate Hudson on a small table.  It was strange and weird.

Regular Swedish (with oil) massage costs around 180 Pesos for 1 hour.  My masseur was also the receptionist at that time.  The massage was below average to average, nothing spectacular or whatever.  There was no extra service which was not a deal breaker for me.  What pissed me off was when the therapist left the room without telling me the massage was over.  For a few minutes I was lying down not knowing what was going on.  Probably around 5 minutes later, I stood up, looked out from the cubicle and checked on the receptionist desk.  Loo and behold!  The therapist was dozing off on the desk.  FUCK YOU!  He did not even bothered to check why I was taking too long in the cubicle.  

I changed to my clothes, went to the desk, paid the massage service and left.  No tip!  He did not deserve it.

So the million dollar question...would I still go back to Mahumpay for another massage??  My answer is...I don't think so.  With so many spa's in CDO, why bother getting a massage in the worst spa ever!

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Lingam in CDO

Someone made a comment that Caesar's Palace Spa (formerly Urban Spa) was offering lingam massage.  Lingam is a massage service that concentrates around the groin area.  In short, hiloton ang otin.  I got curious and went to the spa to investigate.

I asked the lady receptionist regarding their massage services.  She said they only have one packaged service.  It involves one hour regular massage and 30 minutes lingam massage.  She explained further that lingam massage includes or involves prostate massage.  My jaw dropped....prostate massage?? Prostate massage is sticking in a finger in your ass and massage the prostate gland along the anal cavity.   The cost for the entire package?  900 Pesos!  And I think it does not include tip.  I forgot to ask if 900 Pesos also includes showering before the massage.  I do not think their therapist would be sticking their finger or fingers in your ass if you are not clean down there.

Is 900 Pesos lingam massage practical?  I am not sure.  I want to try but it is a bit expensive for me.  Remember 900 Pesos might not yet include tip.

If you have already tried Caesar's Palace Spa, post a comment here and share your experience with us.