Thursday, December 24, 2015

Ely of Metta

I went to Metta again.  When I saw their receptionist....okay....a fairly good looking and fit guy.  He was wearing a fit shirt and pants showing off his muscles.  I had to remind myself, I am not here for the receptionist hahahaha

I did not ask for a specific masseur, so I was assigned to Ely.  I remembered someone mentioned him before in this blog.

Average looking guy, lean and courteous.  As usual I stripped naked and waited for my therapist.  Ely started giving my back a massage, working on my shoulders and then down my backside.  Without notice, he suddenly cupped my asshole.  Okay...I got the message.

His massage was on the lighter side but smooth.  I wanted a moderate massage, but I did not anymore complain.  I just wanted to observe what he was doing.

As soon as I turned over, he gave my legs a massage and then the chest.  I knew what was about to happen next.  He moved close to my ear and asked me "pa extra ka sir?" I replied okay, sure, "pila man?", "500 lang sir", "sige".  He also asked me if he could get the money in the cubicle.  I get annoyed by this but since he politely asked me, I did not mind.

While he was jerking me off and rubbing my balls, I was busy exploring his body, playing with his nipples and cock.  Unfortunately it was not hard.  I forgot I was not able to release for almost a week, so when I came, I came hard!  And he did not stop jerking off me even when I came!  Shit! hahahaha

After I came, he stood up and politely told me that the massage was over and he was going out to get the powder.  After being powdered all over, I checked my phone and it was exactly one hour.

My conclusion to the massage?  Yes, Ely is worth hiring.  He is courteous and not demanding.  Just inform him if the massage is too light for your taste.

Happy Holidays to everyone!

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Siotee Relaxing Spa

So here is my review for Siotee spa male therapist.

Someone mentioned Siotee Spa in this blog.  So I finally decided to go there.  I do not really like the place as it is so isolated due to the flyover.

Their Swedish massage is 250 Pesos.  Looking around the spa and their facilities, 250 Pesos is a bit expensive.  Their bathroom needed some updating.  I saw a dead roach on the floor.

My masseur was an average looking guy (again when I say average, walay epek), lean body and looks very young.  I am pretty sure he is barely legal hahahaha

When I got in the cubicle, I was concerned of their curtain partition.  It was a bit thin and I could hear people talking on the other side (See my Siotee female therapist review)

Anyway, I did not get naked this time.  I wore the boxer shorts provided by the spa.  The massage started well but I observed it was short.  I was able to check the time midway through the massage.

As usual when it came time to massage my hand the therapist tried to press it on his crotch.  Here we go again.  Nothing new.  So I started touching his crotch area.

Finally I had to ask him, "ga extra ka bai?"  He said yes and he asked for 500 Pesos.  I tried to negotiate a bit but he insisted on 500 Pesos.

So I agreed with his price and he started playing with my balls and then placed his hands over my cock.  While he was busy doing me, my hands were as usual wondering around his body, investigating his nipples, torso and crotch.

The jerk off was nothing extra ordinary. It was not like lingam or anything.  I came and that was it.

After I came, he asked me if I wanted a hotel towel.  He was courteous enough.  He did not wait inside the cubicle while I was changing.

My final thoughts on Siotee?  I would probably go back there to check on their other male masseurs.  The only downside is the location.  I had a difficult time getting a taxi.  The place is so dead.

Friday, December 11, 2015

Water based Lubricant

Someone asked where can one buy water-based lubricants or personal lubricants and what brands are available.

Right now in Cagayan de Oro, it is quite limited compared to other major cities in the Philippines.

There is EZ Lubricating Jelly, a product of Trust Condom.  It costs around 30 Pesos and is easy to use because it is sold in sachets.

I noticed recently it is no longer available in pharmacies even in Watsons.

Watsons has a variety of lubricants to choose from.  So I advise you go to Watsons or SM Deparment Store.  The toiletry section of the department store also sells these lubricants.

Aside from EZ, there is also Bliss, Durex and of course the mother of all lubricants, KY Jelly.  

KY Jelly is used for ultra sound and other medical procedures.  I think it is even used to treat dryness around the vagina.  KY Jelly can be bought in most pharmacies.

By the way, some people confuse Petroleum Jelly with KY Jelly.  Petroleum Jelly is oil based while KY Jelly is water-based.

The good thing about water based lubricants is that once it dries up a bit, you just add a bit of water and it becomes slippery again.

Most of these personal lubricants can get a bit expensive.  A tube of KY Jelly would cost around 400 Pesos and include the cost of a condom, mu mahal gyud gamay.

But again, its all about safety.  Always remember to use a condom.  HIV is now rampant in CDO.  It is best to be safe than sorry.

Siotee female therapist

Siotee Relaxing Spa is located in Carmen, just below the flyover going to Pryce Plaza.

Their Swedish massage is 250 Pesos.  It is a bit expensive if you consider everything including the location and facilities. (I will be giving a review on Siotee male therapist soon)

While I was waiting for my therapist, I could hear the female therapist and his male client talking. 

Lets just say the male client is Grandpa hahahaha.  He had a very old and mature voice.  Grandpa was very inquisitive.  He seems to be into the female therapist.  Daghan kaayo pangutana.  I think Grandpa was from Davao.  They spoke mixed Visayan and Tagalog.  

So my massage started but I could still hear them talk.  I knew how this would end up.  Later on I heard the therapist blurt out "oh shit"....I had to stop myself from giggling.  Oh shit indeed.

A few minutes on I saw the curtain partition moving and swaying back and forth.  Okay....she was either jerking him off or giving him a blow job.

After that I did not any more focus my attention on them.  I was also busy with myself, if you know what I mean.

So to Granpa....Congrats!  Napa shit gyud nimo ang therapist!  Belib ko nimo! hahahaha

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

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Thanks so much for your support!  Happy Holidays to everyone!

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

JR of Tatsujin

I was out with a friend and was about to go home.  Since Tatsujin (Velez branch) was just around the corner, I decided to get a massage.  Swedish massage was still at 190 Pesos.

The name of the therapist was J.R. (JayR).  He was around 5'4 inches tall (162 cm), bulky body frame (above average), fair skinned, ordinary facial features.  Okay lang.

When I went in the cubicle, I did not remove my underwear.  I wanted to see how the massage would progress with or without my underwear.

The massage started great.  He was hitting the right spots on my back.  He partly removed my underwear to give my behind a massage.  So far so good.  When he unceremoniously removed my underwear, the massage went downhill.

He was now using one hand to massage my leg.  He was just squeezing my leg, slapping it a bit and a few seconds later, he was done.  Next leg, it got worst.  I approximate that he was done with both of my legs in a minute or a minute an a half.  Now based on my experience, each leg should be massaged for at least 3 minutes.  That is 6 minutes for both legs minimum.  I did not anymore complain.  I was just observing him.

As soon as I turned over, he started giving my thighs a massage, brushing my cock with his hands.  Just a few squeeze there and here, he gave my chest a massage and without missing a beat, he whispered to me "pa extra service ka sir?"  Take note, he has not even massaged my arms yet.

He asked for 1,000 Pesos.  Maghubo daw siya ug mag pagawas.  Sorry, I do not have that money with me.  So I said 500 Pesos is what I can afford.  So he agreed to give me a handjob.  While he was giving me a handjob, I observed he was trying to move away from me.  He intentionally moved so I could not touch him.  BULL SHIT!  I moved a bit, grabbed his belt and shoved my hand in his pants!  I was so pissed.  

Before the massage started I took note of the time and checked again after the massage/extra service was done.  Based on the time, the massage and extra service lasted only for 40 minutes.  Very typical of masseurs who are only after extra service and nothing else.

To conclude my review of JayR, all I can say is he is just after your money.  No money, no service. As in wala gyud, miski masahe naman lang.  So if you are like me on a budget, do not hire him.  You are just wasting your time and money with him.  You can find a better masseur.  However if you have the money to spend on him, go ahead but 1,000 Pesos is still expensive, considering that he would not suck you and you don't get to fuck him.  Based on my experience in Cebu at 1,000 Pesos I got to hire a masseur who sucked me and I got to fuck him good, of course with a condom.