Friday, December 11, 2015

Siotee female therapist

Siotee Relaxing Spa is located in Carmen, just below the flyover going to Pryce Plaza.

Their Swedish massage is 250 Pesos.  It is a bit expensive if you consider everything including the location and facilities. (I will be giving a review on Siotee male therapist soon)

While I was waiting for my therapist, I could hear the female therapist and his male client talking. 

Lets just say the male client is Grandpa hahahaha.  He had a very old and mature voice.  Grandpa was very inquisitive.  He seems to be into the female therapist.  Daghan kaayo pangutana.  I think Grandpa was from Davao.  They spoke mixed Visayan and Tagalog.  

So my massage started but I could still hear them talk.  I knew how this would end up.  Later on I heard the therapist blurt out "oh shit"....I had to stop myself from giggling.  Oh shit indeed.

A few minutes on I saw the curtain partition moving and swaying back and forth.  Okay....she was either jerking him off or giving him a blow job.

After that I did not any more focus my attention on them.  I was also busy with myself, if you know what I mean.

So to Granpa....Congrats!  Napa shit gyud nimo ang therapist!  Belib ko nimo! hahahaha

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  1. Nays one grandpa!

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  2. how much did you pay Admin.? how was the massage? female nagmassage nimo?

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    1. I am gay and I got a male therapist. I was supposed to include this story in my male therapist review of Siotee but I thought this would be more interesting if I separated this story for the straight readers of this blog.

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  3. Hi Admin, I was the one who first talked about SIOTEE's poor customer service few months ago. T'was about the two-hand massage specialty they offer.

    Well, I went there ... I think between Oct-Nov. I got the Swedish massage for P250, for 1hr and 15 mins and yes ... P250 is a bit expensive for me, too. The funny thing is, the girl on the counter gave me the same girl that I had issues with on the first time I went there. Good thing she didn't recognized me. And before she went inside my cubicle, I kept checking for the time on my phone for how long she was gonna come and to do the massage. The massage started at 9:58 PM, and supposed to end at around 11:17 PM. Her massage was so-so, and I even commented on how I love the bed since it's comfortable to lie on to. I was aware of how long she's doing the massage, then when she started to massage my head, I got this feeling that this is gonna end too soon. I was right, 20 mins after, the massage was done. I quickly asked her, why the massage was too quick, she told me that it's not done yet because she was gonna get me a hot towel, I mean ... WTF?! Hahaha!!! Kinda pissed off, I told her that I came here for a 1hr & 15min massage and she just did me for a freakin' 30mins. She then said " Sige sir, asa ka magpa-massage ? " I said, just do my legs/thighs. And LO, she only did it for a &&!*##!@#$!@$ 5 mins and it was done. I didn't bother to scold her. After I got dressed and went to the counter, I found her there, the cashier was outside buying something. I didn't hand her the payment for I still want to talk to the counter-lady. When she came and I'm ready to pay my bill, I quickly told her that the massage only lasted for 30mins, why is that? Mind you, the therapist was at the door waiting to be tipped. The counter-lady then called the therapists and asked her why the massage ended so soon. She then made an excuse that she was only following the time at the clock on the counter, that's where I got pissed and told her " FYI lang Miss ha, but gituyo nako ug adjust sa akong watch sa watch sa inyung spa, and mao japon imong excuse sa una." BOOM! wala sya ka-react dayun. Ang counter-lady naka-ingon lang nga " kaduha na diay nimo dinhi sir? " I nodded, then i ask her " so unsa man miss? magbayad pa ba kog full nga katunga lang man sa massage akong nakuha?" The kept saying sorry sir, sorry jud sir we will call her attention.

    I don't know Admin, but hell ... it would be too soon to go back there for a 3rd time since that place really pissed me off.

    Sorry ang haba ha hehehehe ...

    -StraightGuy

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    1. Sakto gyud imong gibuhat. I applaud you for complaining. I forgot to mention that after the massage, the receptionist asked me how my massage went. Murag na bag-uhan ko. Usually the receptionist does not care to ask. I guess their experience with you somehow changed their attitude towards their client. Thanks for sharing your experience with us. I hope this would encourage others to COMPLAIN if they feel they are not getting the right massage. Kung gabayad ka ug sakto, dapat sakto pud nga serbisyo ihatag sa imo!

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  4. unsay landmark anang siotee? from sm, kaning building sa right nga naay gym? o kadtong sa unahan nga naay arcade? o sa left side abay sa west city central school? unsa may name anang maram nga therapist? :)

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    1. Kung gikan ka sa SM, ang Siotee naa sa left side abay sa West City Central. Atubangan niya ang kanang gym. Makita man nimo ilang karatula sa flyover. Wala nako kibalo sa pangalan sa female therapist. Dili napud ko ana ka chismoso hahahaha

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  5. Do they have es for straight guy?

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    1. Based on the comments here and Granpa having a great time...yes :)

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  6. Siotee naay 18-22 nga massage therapist ? para ka ka edad lang :)

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    1. Sirado na ang Siotee. All messages posted in this blog are moderated. So please wait for its approval. Thanks

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