Friday, October 9, 2015

Lumbago Touch Massage

Remember Moon Spa?  It is now Lumbago Touch Massage.  The spa is located near Goldcrest along Pabayo corner Cruz Taal Streets.

Their whole body massage (1 hour) is only 190 Pesos.  They offer a 4 hand massage (2 masseurs giving you a massage).  It will cost you around 550 Pesos.  They accept hotel and home service.

So I went in, asked for the whole body massage and a male therapist.  The therapist was not good looking but not that unappealing.  Okay lang, not a problem for me. When I went up and saw the cubicles and decor...oh my...it reminded me of Mahumpay.  I just wanted to redecorate the entire spa and give it a touch of gayness hahahahaha.

I was wearing my underwear, no plans for ES, I was broke :)  The massage started well, average at best.  So far so good.  I turned over and he gave my hands a massage.  Here we go....he was trying to press my hands on his crotch.  Sorry I am not falling for that trick.  Besides I am broke!  So he continued giving me a massage.  Then suddenly he sat beside me, placed my hand on his crotch and started giving my chest a massage. He was not taking NO for an answer.  I finally told him...sorry, not tonight, maybe next time?

This is getting frustrating.  Am I too gay that masseurs assume I need extra service or they just assume all male clients are gay?  Post your comments.


12 comments:

  1. Gahatag kaha ug ES ilahang female nga therapists dinha?

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  2. Can you visit this again next time when you are not broke? A second chance, matod pa ni popoy ug basha. Haha

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  3. mag offer gyud ug ES. lymphatic massage ilang specialty, pahubuon na ka tanan then masahion na ang imo apil na sa package. papogsiton na ang imo kung mu avail ka sa ES.

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    1. Tag pila pud na ilang lymphatic massage?

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  4. 190 ang lymphatic. mas ok daw ang female therapists sa 1st street branch.

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    1. What do u mean sa 1st street branch? Naa diay silay lain branch aside from goldcrest cruz taal?

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    2. 1st st kanang sa may fort santiago banda naay carwash diha. naa sila another branch pud sa may coc banda.

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  5. binuang man tong sa pabayo gahapon oi. mura ra ba ug sexy, gwapa. haskang niwanga ra ba 1/10 ang dagway. nidemand ug 800 nga es pure hj. 1k daw with touch. niingon pa 1500 gyud daw ilang standard package. pwera gaba.

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    1. Makakatawa baya ko sa ubang therapist. Kung ang dagway nila murag na ligsan, dili unta sila papresyo. Kung ana naman lang ang iyang rate, didto ka nalang sa MG. At least makapili ka pa.

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  6. Reply as:
    nibalik ko gabii sa lumbago 9pm. sus sirado man. nagduda ko nga full kay siguro pati na ang cashier nag masahe or nag cr ba kaha. di na man ko kahulat so miadto sa ko sa yiyashi
    "palipas oras" namasin nga ok ang therapist. ok ang masahe pero di nako type ang therapist so bisan nag offer ug es, wala ko ni avail.
    mao to pagkahuman, namasin ko nga open na ang lumbago. open na gyud pag-abot nako pero shet memeng, si 1/10 pwera gaba therapist man ang nihandle sa ako. so same routine last dec30, hangtud sa nag offer siya ug es. mao na pud iyang lamlama nga 800 daw ilang package way labot ang masahe kay lagi daw lahi sila sa uban and nc2 sila blah blah. gitubag ko bitaw nga 500 ra na sa uban. imong kauban diri, 500 ra man gani ang charge. mitubag hinuon, dili man na siya nc2 gud. ingon pud ko "ngano? unsay kalainan sa nc2 ug dili kung mag hj?" sumpayan dayon nako, "ok na ko. ayaw na daghan istorya. wala kung wala." gisayangan siguro gyud sa oportunidad, ang 800 nahimo 700 then 600 then 550 hangtud nga nisugot ra gyud siya sa 500. lipay sad ko bahala kulismaot iyang nawong. :)

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  7. Naay decent na spa sa cdo..im looking for a home service therapist kanang girl

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  8. Ano po contact number ni johana?

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