Sunday, August 2, 2015

Mahumpay Spa : The worst spa experience!

The worst spa experience so far in CDO!  The spa looked like an old boarding house with tacky furniture's and stuff.  The cubicle curtain partitions were a bit thin that you can practically see what was going on on the other side.  I also saw a framed photo of Kate Hudson on a small table.  It was strange and weird.

Regular Swedish (with oil) massage costs around 180 Pesos for 1 hour.  My masseur was also the receptionist at that time.  The massage was below average to average, nothing spectacular or whatever.  There was no extra service which was not a deal breaker for me.  What pissed me off was when the therapist left the room without telling me the massage was over.  For a few minutes I was lying down not knowing what was going on.  Probably around 5 minutes later, I stood up, looked out from the cubicle and checked on the receptionist desk.  Loo and behold!  The therapist was dozing off on the desk.  FUCK YOU!  He did not even bothered to check why I was taking too long in the cubicle.  

I changed to my clothes, went to the desk, paid the massage service and left.  No tip!  He did not deserve it.

So the million dollar question...would I still go back to Mahumpay for another massage??  My answer is...I don't think so.  With so many spa's in CDO, why bother getting a massage in the worst spa ever!

7 comments:

  1. Tough luck man.. Sorry to hear that.

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  2. yes agree, i went there also for a massage, so tired coming from work i decided to there for a relaxing massage after the whole body massage the therapist went out without informing me its done , and after 10 minutes of waiting i decided to stand up and put on my clothes....very sad they never informed me that the massage is done....FUCK thjat spa, better burn that , old boarding house style. and there spa attendant pa is BUNGI, i can hardly understand what he was saying..BACK OFF into that stupid SPA!

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    1. Thanks for confirming this. Klaro na gyud ni. I am not just making up stories. Do you know the name of the masseur? I think I made a mistake of not asking the name of the masseur. I could have posted his name here para makabalo ang mga tao kinsa ning masseur nga walay buot.

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  3. I'm near SEDA hotel tonight. any spa with male therapist near the area? pm please. thanks

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    1. la cabana spa, just a walking distance from seda. they are a bit expensive. if you want cheaper spa go to downtown area or divisoria.

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  4. to blogger
    unsa nga spa ang chada adtuan karong march kana pung worth ang ako maibayad and at the same time maka ingon ka ug happy ending ba hahahaha bwahaha ask lang ko kai para dili ko magbasul parehas sa elysium

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    1. Try Metta. I think Elly is good enough. Johnny in Amarela (Red Fern) Carmen Branch. Also Yiyashi, ask for J (check out my post on Yiyashi). Pero depende na sa imo kay naay uban ganahan sa ila, naay uban dili. Just try them. If you don't like them, then you have to find someone else that satisfies your needs.

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