1,000,000 Page Views and Update

The blog has finally hit the 1 Million Page View mark!  Thanks for your support.

Sorry I have not been updating the blog anymore.  Getting a proper massage and reasonable extra service in CDO is difficult these days.  Mahal na lagi kaayo ang pangayo.  Murag Manila rates pero ang dagway ug lawas murag gi pudyot sa landfill.  

Someone here complained about Lymphatic massage.  I already made a review about it.  Click on the link

https://cdomassage.blogspot.com/2017/11/lymphatic-massage-is-it-worth-it.html

Do not be fooled by Lymphatic massage.  It is not worth your money and time.  Kung mamugos sa imo nga mukuha gyud atong lymphatic, igna dayon nga didto nalang mo sa receptionist ug manager mag storya.  That is already a form of harassment.  You can report that to management.  Ngano pugson ka gyud ug dili ka?  Why force you to get lymphatic if you don't want it.  Mao ng ubang therapist ga dako na ug ulo kay wala may mu kasaba sa ila.

I also heard some therapists were fired from their job because of this blog.  I am not aware of the circumstance or the reasons behind the incident.  But again, let me remind everyone why I created this blog.  This blog was created so that spa customers like me and others can share comments or opinions about spas or therapists in CDO.  Crowd sourcing in short.  Makabalo ta kinsa nga therapist ang maayo, kinsay badlungon.  Asa nga spa nga maayo, asa ang bati.

Facebook of a Former Therapist

Someone made a comment regarding the Facebook account of a certain former male therapist who became popular here in the blog

I can not allow it to be posted here in the blog.  Dili naman siya therapist and as much as some still wants to communicate with him, he has his new life now.  I wish him the best in his new career.  As Queen Elsa once said...Let it go...Let it go...

Mahal daw pamaliton, Mahal sad daw ang ES?

A male therapist responded to my criticism regarding their expensive ES rates.  "Mahal ang pamaliton"  Things are expensive these days so therefore they ask for a higher ES rate.  Binuang!

First of all, you are not the only one affected by the expensive commodities these days.  Kitang tanan apektado ana.  Kanang 700 Pesos, amo nang gi trabahuan ug 2 or 3 ka adlaw.  Kamo igo lang 30 minutos makakuha namo 1,000 Pesos.  Unya kulang pa na?  Kahangol ba ninyo dong.  May lang unta inyo serbisyo sakto, inyong dawgay sakto...dili ra ba.  Mag masahe dali dalion kay para maka extra na.  Tell me if I am wrong or right?  Di ba mao na inyong pirme gabuhaton?  Undertime pirme?  Ang masahe murag hapak hapak, kuot kuot nalang?  

Worst of all is the extra service.  Very disappointing.  Murag gi lusi ka lang unya tawagon nalang dayon linggam.  Dili na linggam dong.  Layo ra na sa tinuod.  I had Featured Masseurs in this blog before.  I basically "trained" them about linggam and how to serve their clients properly so they would come back again.  Di nako mailad ana.  

This blog has been in existence for 5 years.  Daghan na ko na ilhan nga mga therapist.  Most male therapist but not all, does not know how to budget or use money well.  Instead of paying debts and saving money, most would buy the latest cellphones, gadgets and expensive stuff.  One day Millionaire.  Maka gunit gani ug dako nga kwarta, miski asa nalang gastuson.  Mao ng kasagara walay kwarta matigom, galisod lang gihapon ug daghan utang.

Ug ayaw kog ilara mag butang butang kag cellphone number sa imong comment or imo name.  Dili ko gyud na ma approve imo comment.  Mag comment naman lang ka, mag advertise ka pa sa imong kaugalingon.  Ka baga basad sa imo face.  Drama drama pa unya dala advertise diay to.  Ako pa imong ilaron.

Updates for CDO Massage

Sorry for the lack of updates in this blog.  Mahal na kaayo mga pangayo sa spa therapist.  Wala nay ga sugot ug 500 Pesos for ES.  Kung naa man murag mag lalis pa mo sa sulod sa cubicle.

Papresyo na kaayo mga therapist nga may lang unta mga gwapo or gwapa.  Mga dagway ra ba nga pang spa lang gyud, diha lang sa kangit ngiton kay kung mahayagan, maka dagan ka.

What is worst, again and again they do not provide you the right service.  The spa offers 1 hour massage but then the therapist finishes everything within 30 minutes.  Dili pud ga reklamo ang receptionist at the desk kay undertime man.  Dili sila ma alkanse.  Pero kung overtime tawagon gyud ang therapist sa sulod sa cubicle.

I feel that I am wasting money for a service that is not worth my time.  I might as well go to dating apps, get an instant hook up and have FREE sex.  Satisfied ka pa, gamay ra imo gasto.

There are also so many spas opening in CDO.  It is overwhelming.  I just saw Essential Spa open a new branch across Concorde Bar.  Angel Touch and Fai Thai are aggressively opening branches all over the city.  And some are closing down.

Hopefully I can still find time and money to visit new spas in CDO.  Galisod na gyud ko sa gasto.  I could not imagine how much I spent for spas before.  Anyway I will try my best to update a bit the blog every now and then.  Please bear with me.  Thanks

Unbelievable Stories in CDO Massage?

Someone made a comment (which I will not post here for being too offensive and confrontational) which he feels that stories about Essential Spa posted here in the blog are fabricated or unbelievable.  Ngano daw naay spa nga nipis ug kurtina?  Do not ask us about that.  Ask Essential Spa!  I even complained about it and one reason I never went back there anymore.  There is just a lack of privacy.

And to the person who complained...have you gone to Essential Spa?  Inside their cubicle?  If not, then shut up.  This blog has been in existence for several years now and it has proven itself to be trustworthy in terms of information.  I am no fan of Mocha :P


It has been a long time I have not gone to Essential Spa but if they have not changed the curtains and fixed the lighting issues, you would literally see what we are talking about.

So before you preach to us that we are liars, visit the spa.  Get a good handjob or ATW.  It might unscrew your tight asshole.

Finest Thai Revisit after 2 years

Spa
Finest Thai

Location
Capistrano corner Pacana Streets

Landmark
Just beside LandBank Capistrano Branch

Google Map
https://www.google.com.ph/maps/place/Land+Bank+of+the+Philippines/@8.4797628,124.6430869,20.24z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x1859e04b2e88d75e!8m2!3d8.4798906!4d124.64321

Parking
Street Parking.  Parking can be problematic during day time but evening parking is better.

Contact Number
(to be updated)


Spa Operation
1:00pm to 12:00am (until 2am during weekends)

Services
Swedish, Shiatsu, Body Scrub, Lymphatic

Spa Review

I was walking along Capistrano Street and passed by Finest Thai.  It is probably one of the oldest spa in CDO.  The same location since it was first established as 3K Thai Spa.  If I am not mistaken it has been 2 years since my last visit to the spa.

Their rates were basically the same.  The cheapest massage is still at 195 Pesos.

I was assigned to Mr. R.  When I saw him, I was like...Jackpot!  Yes gurls, he has the looks, tall around 5'7" or 170 cm and well built.  You can see how his shirts fits him very well.

As usual I was lead to a waiting area where I got my warm foot wash and finally lead to the end of the hallway.  The cubicle had thick curtain partitions.  Good for privacy.  The bed was on the floor, no shorts but with a long cloth blanket.  Temperature was just right.

So I stripped down to my underwear, dimmed the light and waited for him to come in.  As he came in, I was lying face down, ready for his hands to gently stroke my back.  Suddenly I felt his ass on my thighs.  Oh...so this is it. Riding my ass like your bitch.

The massage was good but not great.  His massage was moderate to sometimes light.  It was acceptable compared to other shitty therapists offering only ES.

It was a typical massage and teasing.  He placed my hand on his thigh, giving me the opportunity to feel his crotch.

As he was giving my leg a massage, my cock gave him a salute.  He kept on going and going until he finally gave me a signal.  Sir...ES?

I asked him, "Pila man sad?"  he replied, "1,000 sir, maghubo ko shirt".  I refused.  It was too expensive.  We started to haggle until he agreed to 800 Pesos.  Yes it is expensive for my standards but it was a gamble.

After we agreed on the price, he then bent over and started licking and lightly nibbling my nipples.  Nice! But that was about it.  No kissing or anything.  I told him to remove his shirt and I was liking what I was seeing.  Sakto ug panglawas.  Still lying down, I sat down and reached for his nipples.  I was thirsty and hungry for it.  While I was busy with his nipples, he started stroking my now throbbing cock.  I pulled down a bit his pants and his limp cock dangled.  So I started stroking his smooth cock and licked his nipples.  It started to grow and it was a good size.  No sucking as usual.  I do not suck.  He was in a hurry to finish up. He was beating my cock like there was an emergency.  It was a bit disappointing.  It could have been better if he took his time a bit.  I came a few seconds after but had wanted more.  Bitin.  

The entire massage and ES ended in 45 minutes.  Kulang.  Mao ng gusto nako unta nga suliton.  1 hour is 1 hour.  Dili nga paspason.

Conclusion

The spa is still the same.  The area is decently maintained to some degree.  The price is competitive at 195 Pesos for their regular massage.  They still offer body scrub and other spa services.

Mr. R has potentials but thats about it, potential.  Someone must advise him to do better.

Golden Orient Spa

Spa
Golden Orient Spa

Location
Gomez corner A. Velez Streets

Landmark
Just beside Jimar Construction Supply and across Octagon Computer Store

Google Map
https://www.google.com.ph/maps/place/Golden+Orient+Spa/@8.4787305,124.644171,20.87z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x105903b41af46a66!8m2!3d8.4787797!4d124.6442331


Parking
Street Parking.  Parking can be problematic during day time but evening parking is better.

Contact Number
(to be updated)


Spa Operation
1:00pm to 2:00am

Services
Swedish, Shiatsu, Body Scrub, Sports

Spa Review

I heard people talking about Golden Orient Spa that it does not offer ES and then some say there is ES.  So I decided its time to settle this debate.

When I went there some therapists were sitting outside the spa entrance.  With a quick glance, they seem okay, decent looking.

Walking up the 2nd floor I entered the spa reception area.  It was decent and clean.  Good reception area to wait and sit.

However when I saw the rates, I was a bit taken back.  299 for Swedish massage?  For downtown area spas, that was a bit on the high end.

Unfortunately I forgot the name of the therapist assigned to me.  He was lean, around 5' 6 (168 cm) and had a headband.

I was given the customary footwash and then lead to my cubicle.  It was a bit confusing at first.  The hallway lead to many rooms.  Then I realized this placed used to be a KTV bar and had a lot of rooms.  Each room had 2 cubicles, very private.

The bed had a good cushion, very comfortable, but the pillow was a bit thin and soft.  Curtain was thick enough, lighting was good.  They used these led "candles" once the light was switched off.  Shorts was also available.

The massage started well.  The pressure was good and steady.  So far so good.  But then I started to notice he kept on sniffing his nose.  HE HAD COLDS!  Gi sipon ang kagwang!  Nag labad na akong ulo.

As soon as I turned over and he started giving my leg a massage, he was trying his best to hit and touch my dick.  Trying to expose it so he can see if I was enjoying the massage.  It did got erect but barely.

He continued on with his massage but I decided not to get an ES because he had colds.  I really wanted to leave.  After the massage, I was offered hot towels and then water or tea.

In the end, nothing happened.  As I checked my timer, the entire massage and hot towel took around 45 minutes.  Kulang ang oras sa massage.

CONCLUSION
The spa interior is good and decent.  Cubicles are good, more privacy.  A bit pricey but the place has better cubicles than most of the spas in Divisoria.

My only main issue was the sick therapist.  Spa management should NOT ALLOW therapists to handle clients if they had colds or cough.  Likewise if the client has colds or cough, the spa should refuse them for health reasons. And yes I have colds today!

Spabulous Massage and Spa

Spa
Spabulous Massage and Spa

Location
RN Abejuela Street corner A. Velez Street

Landmark
In front of Kiosko Kagawasan or within the DVD market sellers in Divisoria

Google Map
https://www.google.com.ph/maps/place/Kiosko+Kagawasan,+Don+Apolinar+Velez+St,+Cagayan+de+Oro,+Misamis+Oriental/@8.4775055,124.6439084,20.25z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x32fff2d7a7e710f3:0x75b9e4d691c7165a!8m2!3d8.4776387!4d124.6440933


Parking
Street Parking.  Parking can be problematic in the area but you can park in the adjacent streets in the evening.

Contact Number
0935 2265888


Spa Operation
12:00nn to 2:00am

Services
Swedish, Shiatsu, Lymphatic

Spa Review

The spa is a bit hidden.  It is found within the interior portion of the various shops.  Just look out for their signage.

The spa reception area is a bit small but clean.  The rates are a bit higher compared to spas in Divisoria.  Their cheapest if I am not mistaken is swedish massage at 199.

As usual I did not know of any therapist so I left the receptionist to decide for me.  I was assigned to Mr. D.  Tall and slim guy but not my type.

I was told to proceed to the 2nd floor where they had a bigger waiting area.  I had my warm foot wash (it was too warm, I had to complain.  Maka paso ang tubig) and after which I was lead to my cubicle.

The cubicle was clean, had a good bedding.  Partition is good, lighting just enough, it was just right.

As I lay on my front, Mr. D entered.  So I was waiting for his warm hands to start touching my back when suddenly I was jolted by a spray of cold liquid on my back.  It really startled me.  It think it was alcohol.  Grabe ka bugnaw!

I was not impressed by his massage.  The first few minutes was a bit painful.  Told him to adjust his massage pressure.  Later on it became better but still lacks finesse.

There were no hints of "extra" or anything.  So now I was lying down on my back.  The hand and arm massage started.  He started placing my hand near his crotch.  Alam na!  Klaro na kaayo!  So be it.  I happily obliged and started poking his crotch area, feeling my way around.

Then finally after he finished my 2nd arm and hand, he then bent over near my ear and whispered..."pa extra ka sir?  1,000 lang"  He said something else but all I can only hear was 1,000.  Cheap baya ko! Hehehe So I told him 500 ra ko taman.  Kung dili wala nakoy ma bayad sa spa.  He tried to haggle for 700 but I insisted.

Finally he agreed and slowly dropped his pants.  I started stroking his cock until it got hard.  Nice cock size.  He was trying to poke his now erect cock on my face.  Sorry I do not give blow jobs.  He started giving me a handjob but it was a bit dead.  Murag walay gana or dili kibalo.  So I asked him, ga hand job ka ba?  He replied, dili kaayo ko ga ing-ani sir.  Karon lang kay kinahanglan gyud kog kwarta.  Lord have mercy!  Kasamok ba ani nga naa pa pakapin nga storya.

I took control of the situation.  Told him what to do.  I have my needs.  I am paying for it!  Gi sapot gyud ko.  Dugay na baya ko wala ka pa massage hehehehe.  I finally came but was not satisfied.

Conclusion

The spa is okay.  Clean, comfortable but a bit on the expensive side.  Partition is solid.  Gives privacy.  Not sure with the other cubicles.  Basin timing lang kay sa corner ko.  I saw one of their male therapist who was cute.  Uwaw man sad tag mangutana kinsa to sya.

I see no issues with their spa so far.  Kana lang gyud pag spray sa alcohol nga grabe ka bugnaw.

No Spa Review for February

No spa review for February.  Spent money on important things.  I ran out of budget for spa activities.

And some people here say I own a spa? Hahahaha

Hopefully this March I can do a review.  Thanks

Lavender Massage and Spa

Spa
Lavender Massage and Spa

Location
C. Pacana Street

Landmark
In front of Concorde KTV Bar

Google Map




Parking
Street Parking.  Parking can be problematic in the area but you can park in the adjacent streets in the evening.

Contact Number
0956-6538347 (Globe) ; 0908-2216898 (Smart)

Spa Operation
11:00am to 2:00am

Services
Swedish, Shiatsu, Lymphatic

Spa Review

Someone in the Facebook Group asked about Lavender Spa and some discussions were made.  So I decided to go there and check out the place.

Since I did not know any therapist yet I just asked for the available male therapist at that time.  The receptionist called out Mr. D.

When he arrived with the bowl of warm water, I was like...what the hell are you wearing?  fit shirt, jeans and everything but it looked good on him.  Face wise, not my type.

So I was lead to the 2nd floor and to my cubicle at the very end of the hall.  The bed was actually good.  It was a good mattress.  Pillow was okay and the curtain partition was thick enough to keep the neighbors from seeing what you are doing unlike in Essential hahaha

I positioned myself still with my underwear and waited for Mr. D.  He came in and started to give me a massage.  As soon as he held my back, I knew this was going to be a bad massage.  It was just awkward the way he touched my back.

But then without any notice, he suddenly sat on my ass.  Like he was riding me to a race! Hahaha gi kabayo ko!  I could feel his thigh and ass on my back.  Lord have mercy!  As he continued giving me a back massage he was like pressing himself on me.  Christ have mercy!  But I could not feel his cock or anything.

As he massaged my arm, he placed my hand on his thigh near his crotch.  My hands suddenly had its own life, slowly but carefully probing the area.  Dili lang pa halata but I could not feel anything. Where the heck it is!

I noticed he kept on looking at his phone.  When I took a peak it he used the timer function.  Well, he was conscientious of his time.

As I lay on my back, he started giving my leg a massage.  It was better than expected.  And as soon as he reached my thigh I had an erection.  I just could not help it.  Mu salute gyud si manoy.  But he was a bit careful not to brush my now erect penis with his hands.  Now this confused me. 

Awhile ago he placed my hands on his crotch which he gladly allowed me to probe around and now he is playing shy with my erect cock?  Naglibog ko...in the Bisaya term not Tagalog hehehe

So as soon as he was going to end his massage, I had to bluntly ask him...Ga pa ES ka?

At first he was a bit unsure of it.  So I asked him to rub my chest and play with it.  It was tough.  He does not know how.  So while he was kneeling.  I placed my hands on his crotch and started searching for the prized possession.  Where is it?  Is it small?  I opened his zipper and pulled down his underwear a bit and WOW!  What the fuck!  I felt the base of his cock and it was huge!  I was pointing downwards.  When I pulled it out...DAMN!  It was not erect upwards but downwards and it was big!  Unsa mani! Gi siga gyud akong mata hahahaha!

Everything was going well until two or three female therapists arrived.  They went NEXT to the cubicle and talked, talked, talked.  Matulog sa daw, pahuway, check cellphone...bweset!  I just could not do it.  Obvious kaayo mi sa cubicle ug obvious kaayo ilang tuyo.

Make the long story short, I told Mr. D that we do it next time (if I have time).  So he left the cubicle, I dressed up.  And as soon as I came out of the cubicle, I saw one female therapist sleeping next to our cubicle.  When I looked around, all of the cubicles were EMPTY!  We were alone upstairs and these fucking girls decided to "sleep" next to our cubicle!?  Lami kuha ug unlan ug ilaparo sa ilang dagway!  Maka lagot.  Anyway, I went down, paid the receptionist and left with an uncomfortable erection.

Conclusion

The spa itself is fine.  Good bedding.  The area is secluded, not noisy, dili ka makita sa main road.

Parking can be problematic at night but you can park in other areas.

They only have a few male therapist. The rest are female.  Murag dili daw ga dugay didto ang male therapist.

Over all the spa is fine but Mr. D needs more time to improve his massage skills.

Happy New Year 2018

2017 has finally ended.  I survived!  2017 was a year of great reviews and drama.  So what do you want to see in CDO Massage for 2018?  Post your comments.  Tanawon nato ug makaya nato hehehe.

Happy New Year to everyone!