Mahumpay Spa : The worst spa experience!

The worst spa experience so far in CDO!  The spa looked like an old boarding house with tacky furniture's and stuff.  The cubicle curtain partitions were a bit thin that you can practically see what was going on on the other side.  I also saw a framed photo of Kate Hudson on a small table.  It was strange and weird.

Regular Swedish (with oil) massage costs around 180 Pesos for 1 hour.  My masseur was also the receptionist at that time.  The massage was below average to average, nothing spectacular or whatever.  There was no extra service which was not a deal breaker for me.  What pissed me off was when the therapist left the room without telling me the massage was over.  For a few minutes I was lying down not knowing what was going on.  Probably around 5 minutes later, I stood up, looked out from the cubicle and checked on the receptionist desk.  Loo and behold!  The therapist was dozing off on the desk.  FUCK YOU!  He did not even bothered to check why I was taking too long in the cubicle.  

I changed to my clothes, went to the desk, paid the massage service and left.  No tip!  He did not deserve it.

So the million dollar question...would I still go back to Mahumpay for another massage??  My answer is...I don't think so.  With so many spa's in CDO, why bother getting a massage in the worst spa ever!

Lingam in CDO

Someone made a comment that Caesar's Palace Spa (formerly Urban Spa) was offering lingam massage.  Lingam is a massage service that concentrates around the groin area.  In short, hiloton ang otin.  I got curious and went to the spa to investigate.

I asked the lady receptionist regarding their massage services.  She said they only have one packaged service.  It involves one hour regular massage and 30 minutes lingam massage.  She explained further that lingam massage includes or involves prostate massage.  My jaw dropped....prostate massage?? Prostate massage is sticking in a finger in your ass and massage the prostate gland along the anal cavity.   The cost for the entire package?  900 Pesos!  And I think it does not include tip.  I forgot to ask if 900 Pesos also includes showering before the massage.  I do not think their therapist would be sticking their finger or fingers in your ass if you are not clean down there.

Is 900 Pesos lingam massage practical?  I am not sure.  I want to try but it is a bit expensive for me.  Remember 900 Pesos might not yet include tip.

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Revisted Tatsujin main branch

After getting a massage at Tatsujin Velez branch, I decided to give Tatsujin main branch a visit after years of boycotting it.

I won't make it too long.  Their regular massage is 350 Pesos.  It was expensive!  The worst part was the therapist.  The therapist was just after extra service.  I only got a 30 minute massage which was supposed to be 1 hour 15 minutes.

Wala na ang mga karaan nga therapist but the new ones adopted the bad habits of the old therapists.

I guess my boycott of this spa continues...

Tatsujin - A. Velez Branch

After weeks of no massage, I decided to get one.

I was walking along Velez Street when I noticed a new spa that opened just above Octagon Computer Store.  To my surprise it was Tatsujin.  Later I learned it was a branch of Tatsujin located in front of Savemore - Capistrano Street.

I have discussed this before in this blog.  I hated the masseurs in Tatsujin - Capistrano branch.  I have not gone to Tatsujin - Capistrano branch for sometime now.

So I decided to take a chance and try their spa.  The regular massage was priced at 350 Pesos but the receptionist said that they were currently offering 50% off on services, so it was only 175 Pesos.

I told the receptionist I needed a male therapist.  Again I had no expectations or whatsoever with the therapist.  The massage was average.  I noticed the therapist was rubbing his butt on my back.  As usual, I did not react.  I really needed a massage and was almost falling asleep.

When the therapist started pressing my thighs, I got a hard on.  I guess he noticed it and when he started giving my arm and hand a massage, he pressed his crotch to my hand.

Not missing a beat, he then whispered to my ear..."gusto ka ug extra sir?"  I asked "pila man?"  "500 sir, pero kung gusto ka magpagawas pud ko, padugang lang sa 500".

I told him to jerk me off for 500.  No need for him to cum.  "Sugod na ta sir?"  Sure, why not! He poured oil on my hard tool and started stroking it while his lips were busy licking my nipples.

To be honest, there was nothing really exciting when he jerked me off.  It was good but nothing to brag about.  I was so sleepy after the massage I forgot to ask his name.  A big mistake on my part.  Anyway, he was a small guy, lean, ordinary looking.  I would not probably miss him.

Dexter of Metta Spa

I went again to Metta and had a 1 hour swedish massage for only 170 Pesos.  In their list of massage rates, swedish massage is found at the bottom part.

I just asked who was available at that time.  Luckily they gave me a new masseur named Dexter.  Personally I think he is good looking.

The massage was good, though his hands were a little bit coarse.  As usual I did not make any moves.  I just waited for him to offer something.

He started giving me a back massage, then the legs and so on.  Nothing much was happening until I turned around.  When he started reaching near my thigh I could feel my blood rushing to my manhood.

Sensing I had an erection his hands started to get more adventurous.  Probing the inner parts of my groin and so on.   After teasing me for some time, he then asked me, "Sir gusto ka ES?"  I asked how much?  He replied 800 Pesos.  I told him 500 Pesos is my max.  He paused a bit and then said "sugod na ta sir".

Unfortunately his ES was nothing spectacular.  He just jerked me off and that was it.  I was able to touch his entire body and limp cock.  It was not hard.

Another day in the spa....