Friday, July 14, 2017

Spa client died due to High Blood Pressure

I finally got a confirmation that a client in Althea Spa died.  Based on reports the deceased had high blood pressure and was taking medication.  Just a month before the incident he was admitted to the ICU for high blood pressure.  His high blood pressure was triggered by the massage.

This is a warning to all spa goers.  If you have high blood pressure, you are taking medications or have any ailment, consult your doctor before getting a massage.

Some therapists do ask their clients if they have ailments or high blood pressure but again this really depends on the client.  If the client lies about these things what can the therapist do?  Igo ra baya na sila mo tuman sa client.

I hope this serves as a warning to everyone not only to spa goers but spa establishments itself.  Even if the client is young, the spa has to ask questions regarding their health.  Mas maayo gani nga ang receptionist mangutana na gyud sa client bago mag assign ug therapist.  They have to screen their clients first and warn them of the dangers of getting a massage with high blood pressure.

See news link on this incident

http://www.sunstar.com.ph/superbalita-cagayan-de-oro/balita/2017/05/16/gikan-nagpamasahe-namatay-542262

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Amarela Spa (formerly Red Fern) and Ceasars Palace Spa Transfer Location

Someone called my attention that Amarela Spa in Divisoria has transferred besides Redtail Shrimps and in front of Sentro Restaurant along A. Velez Street.  They took over the space of Anons Lechon.

See Google Street View
https://www.google.com.ph/maps/@8.4766763,124.6440958,3a,45.7y,106.26h,86.83t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sKxotaL2QkVcRrK2i6sAWNQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Also Ceasars Palace Spa transferred to what used to be Hiroshi Spa along Corrales Street.

See Google Street View
https://www.google.com.ph/maps/@8.4766763,124.6440958,3a,45.7y,106.26h,86.83t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sKxotaL2QkVcRrK2i6sAWNQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656


Friday, July 7, 2017

Mr. R of Elysium

Masseur Review

A friend of mine kept of talking about this cute therapist in Elysium.  How his massage was good and everything.  That I should try the guy because he is worth it. I told him that Elysium has a bad reputation for just ES not a good massage. But my friend kept on insisting that I go and would not stop talking about it.  Magmahay gyud daw ko kung dili nako ma hire ni siya.  Okay! Fine!  So I went to Elysium but I was still skeptical of this guy.

So I got Mr. R. as suggested by my friend.  So there I was waiting for Mr. R.  He came in, washed my feet and guided me to my cubicle.

He is around 5'6 (167 centimeter), fair skinned, chinito, has the looks, lean but no abs.  Not athletic.

I checked the time just before he came in and started the massage.

The massage started well, he knows how to give a massage BUT then I observed he was a bit quick.  He would give a few rubs on my back and legs and that was it.  I knew this was going to be a short massage.  Wala gyud ko na sayop.  All I could think was my friends gushing review of this guy. Bwisit gyud ning akong amigo!

Mr. R started rubbing my tight to make me get erect and a bit of the chest.  He then went close to my ear and whispered..."sir, human na...gusto ka mag pa extra?"  Mao na to?  That was it?  That was the massage?

I wanted 500 for ES but he insisted 700 Pesos.  Kay lamion daw gyud niya.  Okay...fine!  He started nibbling my nipple with his teeth which I found uncomfortable.  I kept on pushing him away.  It did not like it.  It was a disappointing ES.

When he went out to get the hot towel, I checked the time and massage including the ES was done in under 40 minutes.  Under time again.

So after this uneventful encounter I talked to my friend about what happened.  He was surprised I was disappointed of Mr. R.  My friend was clearly upset and then blurted out "tamili ug arte ka kaayo". Say what?!! So I responded back..."kibalo ka?  ikaw wala kay pili, wala kay standards nga kung mu tukar gani ang uwag nimo miski iro mu tuwad ka na dayon! unya mu ingon ka dayon the best sex ever!"  End of friendship! hahahaha

Conclusion

I take facts as it is.  I have a criteria to follow for my review.  Kung pangit ang spa, PANGIT gyud!  Kung walay ayo ang masahista, WALA gyud!  If you do not meet my criteria, you fail.

As for Mr. R?  He clearly failed.  Good bye Mr. R and my former friend hehehe